Satan for President, 2008?

There is a neat little tool available called Anti-Christ Hunter v6.6.6 that will help you find those people that are in league with Satan.

I decided to put it to good use and provide a service to the voting community by identifying all the U.S. Presidential hopefuls and how they score.

Let's see who is in league with Satan...

This concise list is based on the candidates for ALL parties and independents, not just the major two. (candidate list provided by vote-smart.org)

In alphabetical order:

 

Name	Score	Notes
Laura Davis Aaron	942
Stephen Adams	750	16% in league with Satan
Virginia E. Algar	798
Donald Kenneth Allen	1026
Thomas Wayne Allen	1128
Gene Amondson	756	10% in league with Satan
Yul L. Anderson	960
Jose Miguel Aparicio	1128
Roland G. Aranjo	780
Michael Andrew Arterburn	1398
Blake Ashby	516
Warren Roderick Ashe	1170
George Brent Bailey	1020
Jared Arlen Ball	690	76% in league with Satan
George H. Ballard	690	76% in league with Satan
Jedidiah Elijah Wendell Kennedy Banks	1170
Jon Jay Banks	732	34% in league with Satan
Terry Lee Barkdull	1134
Daniel James Barnett	1038
Bob Barr	348
Michael W. Bay	612	46% in league with Satan
William David Beadles	1002
Carl Durantye Belle	1068
William F. Berg	702	64% in league with Satan
Joseph R. Biden	750	16% in league with Satan
Christina Gerasimos Billings-Elias	2022
Sheila Bilyeu	768
David Michael Bishop	960
Greg Black	396
William Hobert Blakley	1290
Michael R. Bloomberg	948
John Douglas Blyth	1158
Matthew Jay Borman	1134
Jacques Yves Boulerice	1422
John Taylor Bowles	1284
J. Boydston	744	22% in league with Satan
Robert Edwin Boyer	1188
Ryan Joseph Brady	1086
Dewey R. Broughman	1074
Elaine Brown	708	58% in league with Satan
Jeffrey Earl Brown	1098
Edward Allan Buck	792
William Jason Burns	1272
Emperor Caesar	822
John Lee Campbell	798
Dan Byron Canfield	882
Raymond Joseph Caplette	1470
Myrtle Charlotte Carlyle	1626
Jerry Leon Carroll	1206
Anthony Lungo Carter	1386
James Harlin Carter	1050
Willie Felix Carter	1146
Patrick Cazneau	894
Janice Marie Chase	744	22% in league with Satan
Jeanne Chebib	469
Liza Dawn Cherricks	1104
Todd Marvin Clayton	1260
Hillary Rodham Clinton	1386
Eamon Patrick Clune	1086
Stephen Colbert	972
James Cooper	720	46% in league with Satan
Hugh Cort	600	34% in league with Satan
Michael James Cortney	1194
John H. Cox	582	16% in league with Satan
Eric Leland Creviston	1248
Randolph Wilson Crow	1434
Claire Elisabeth Fields Cruise	1554
Orion Karl Daley	960
HRM Caesar St Augustine De Buonaparte	2184
Jack L Dietz	606	40% in league with Satan
Christopher J. Dodd	1056
Susan Gail Ducey	966
Michael Christopher Dutcher	1614
Earnest Lee Easton	1068
John Reid Edwards	942
Max Englerius	888
Philip Epstein	948
Lou-Gary Espinosa	1182
Nickolas Bevan Farmer	1134
Clarita Fazzari	906
Lowell Jackson Fellure	1386
H Neal Fendig	510
Bennie Lee Ferguson	1056
Richard Earl Fleharty	1152
Michael Keith Forrester	1368
Robert Leonard Forthan	1374
Heather Fox	660	94% in league with Satan
Dory Frank	672	94% in league with Satan
Elizabeth Mason Frothingham	1614
David Ernst Furniss	1332
Ida Cecilia Garza	654	88% in league with Satan
Anne Hart Geisler	936
Daniel A. Gilbert	714	52% in league with Satan
Donald Robert Gillen	1122
Rudolph W. Giuliani	1194
Wrendo Johnson P. Godwin	1572
Albert Gore	618	52% in league with Satan
Mark Blair Graham	798
Peter Samuel Grasso	1284
Maurice Robert Gravel	1278
Raymond Ferrill Green	1314
Jon A. Greenspon	918
Jackson Kirk Grimes	1158
William Long Hale	918
Albert Hamburg	768
Dennis M Hanaghan	792
Gerald Lamar Hankins	1008
Curtis Hayward	1020
John Robert Henry	1170
Henry Hewes	780
Samuel B. Hoff	648	82% in league with Satan
Joe Honeychurch	948
Albert B. Howard	774
Mildred T. Howard	924
Michael D. Huckabee	666	ANTI-CHRIST ALERT! They are in league with Satan!
William Charles Hughes	1278
Darrel Reece Hunter	1080
Duncan L. Hunter	930
Alexander Michael Huton	1278
Daniel J. Imperato	912
William Michael Ingram	1152
Robert Garrison Jackson	1512
Michael Paul Jingozian	1236
Jerry Roland Johnson	1410
Stanton T. Jolley	1212
Arnold Matthew Jones	1302
Robert Coleman Jorgensen	1488
Keith Russell Judd	1188
Timothy Charles Kalemkarian	1632
John Joseph Kennedy	1188
Alan L. Keyes	630	64% in league with Satan
Daniel Melzine Kingery	1308
Mark Irwin Klein	1002
David Allen Koch	726	40% in league with Satan
William Ronald Koenig	1224
Philip A. Kok	648	82% in league with Satan
Yaphet Kotto	936
Karl Everett Krueger	1332
Steve W. Kubby	930
Dennis J. Kucinich	918
Karen Kwiatkowski	1206
Dal Anthony LaMagna	978
Christopher Lafontaine	1416
God Johan Josephe Lally	1284
Jared Benjamin Lee	768
Kip Lee	348
Monroe Lee	612	46% in league with Satan
Joseph Felix Leonaitis	1398
Alden Link	492
Elvena E. Lloyd-Duffie	1098
Bradley K. Lord-Leutwyler	1608
Frank Lynch	672	94% in league with Satan
Steven Douglas Mabey	1260
Stephen D. Macmillan	1014
Yehanna Joan/Mary Malone	1350
Greg Martin	672	94% in league with Satan
Mike Benjamin Martisko	1272
Joseph Martyniuk	1230
John Christopher Mason	1488
John Sidney McCain	996
James Hatton McCall	1020
Laura Jane McCumber	966
Frank Edward McEnulty	1308
Raymond Louis McKinney	1560
Orleans Victor Mcfoy	1398
Megally Megally	900
Lee L. Mercer	576	10% in league with Satan
Kent Philip Mesplay	1266
Prince Michael	696	70% in league with Satan
Joseph C. Miechowicz	1140
Hubert Billy Miles	1152
Robert W. Milnes	1038
Steven Edward Mirabella	1278
James Creighton Mitchell	1374
Sal Mohamed	546
Omar Jones Monahan	1056
Brian Joseph Moran	1068
Robert Edward Moreau	1236
Howard Louis Moxham	1314
Abdul (Kareem) Muhammad	1002
Jesus Bilal Islam Allah Muhammed	1656
Grover Cleveland Mullins	1578
Ralph Nader	582	16% in league with Satan
George C. Nelson	834
Sandra Queen Noble	1002
Barack Hussein Obama	978
Lawrence Anthony Obern	1392
Frederick Eugene Ogin	1086
Glenda Gail Parker	846
George E. Pataki	720	46% in league with Satan
Ronald Ernest Paul	1170
Jeffrey Charles Petkevicius	1686
George David Joseph Phillies	1560
Matthew D. Pinnavaia	1086
Deshon Porter	942
Michel Anissa Powell	1176
James John Prattas	1140
Madison Augustine Primus	1728
Rajesh Srinivasa Raghavan	1470
Charles G. Railey	858
William Nathaniel Raven	1338
Larry Keith Reed	954
Bill Richardson	864
Ralph Marshall Robinson	1470
Willard Mitt Romney	1386
Paul Russell Rosenberger	1692
Gary Rostad	768
Kamal Karna R Reverend Roy	1500
Gary W. Ruff	750	16% in league with Satan
Mary J. Ruwart	1008
Cameron Sadovsky	1110
Launeil Neil Sanders	1164
Marshall Samuel Sanders	1410
Ole' Savior	696	70% in league with Satan
John W. Sawyer	966
Barbara Ann Scaff	642	76% in league with Satan
Joseph Charles Schriner	1398
Larry Joseph Schuetter	1596
Jonathon Sharkey	1104
Scott J. Sheldon	984
Jack E. Shepard	606	40% in league with Satan
Freddy Irwin Sitnick	1320
Christine Smith	1044
Michael Charles Smith	1116
Rhett R. Smith	948
Richard Michael Smith	1086
Keith Robert Sprankle	1362
Douglas Stanhope	1062
Johns Wallace Stevenson	1536
Michael Sugerman	894
Vermin Love Supreme	1392
Kat Swift	654	88% in league with Satan
Charles Joseph Leo Symonds	1680
Edward Anthony Szynalski	1728
Tom Gerald Tancredo	1050
Nanci Jean Taylor	972
Fred Dalton Thompson	1314
Michael Tienken	774
Linda Tompkins-Reagan	1218
Bruce Calvin Trask	1074
Corrogan R. Vaughn	1092
Charles Gordon Vick	1104
Da Vid	240
Hugh Wallace	606	40% in league with Satan
Mark R. Warner	840
Lanakila Washington	1146
James Louis Dezort Watchman	1770
Thomas Wells	882
Ruth Bryant White	1272
Virgil L. R. Wiles	1050
Jomo K. Manual Williams	1344
Kelcey Brian Wilson	1182
Robert B. Winn	840
Marc Wolin	648	82% in league with Satan
James Wellington Wright	1584
Vernon Edgar Wuensche	1326
Eugene Robert Zarwell	1392
Frank Zilaitis	930

 

So there you have it folks. Now you know who the Anti-Christ is, what he's up to, and who is working with him. And yes, he is a Republican.

No time to thank me for all my hard work hunting him & his minions down...you have work to do!

Go get your own copy of Anti-Christ Hunter v6.6.6 and find out which of your co-workers, family & friends are in league with Satan, before it's too late!!

And tell all your God fearing friends about it! Spread the word!

Your soul depends on it.