tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-242237432024-03-13T16:05:26.130-04:00Cranial SoupPeas, carrots, green beans, and gray matter.Apphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04973805741360160102noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24223743.post-1514989780201919752011-04-01T09:58:00.001-04:002011-04-01T09:58:36.741-04:00The Two Best April Fool's Pranks<p>One I did to someone else, the other was done to me... </p> <p><img style="margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px; display: inline" title="1592692-org" alt="1592692-org" align="left" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_qlCAUZtia6Q/TZXaCiFSDAI/AAAAAAAABSA/KLzSzJKS19s/1592692-org%5B6%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="100" height="133" /> One year, many years ago, the start of Daylight Savings Time began on April 1st. Before going to bed, my husband and I went through the house changing all the clocks. I waited for him to fall asleep and I pushed them all ahead an extra hour. He woke up that Sunday morning and rushed off to work, without ever realizing what I had done till he arrived at work and went to change the big clock on the wall. </p> <p>Now what made this one of the best pranks ever is how for 3 days of every year, whenever Daylight Savings Time begins or ends, and on April 1, my husband goes into a time panic, thinking I am going to prank him like that again. He becomes such a wreck and I just laugh. I never have to prank him again. That one time was good enough to affect him for the rest of his life. </p> <p><img style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 5px; display: inline" title="12967-org" alt="12967-org" align="right" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_qlCAUZtia6Q/TZXaDEIbjCI/AAAAAAAABSE/fzwOXCufvow/12967-org%5B4%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="240" height="160" /> Now the one that got me wasn't really a prank at all. When I was back in high school, I received a phone call very early in the morning on April 1, from someone that was trying to tell me that school was canceled because of snow. Even though I was half asleep, I was quite aware of the date, and wished her a Happy April Fool's Day before I hung up. I ended up getting ready for school and going downstairs to leave, opening the front door to a vision of about 2 feet of snow. Yeah, the joke was on me, that phone call was for real.</p> Apphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04973805741360160102noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24223743.post-69122729908046752802009-12-04T15:41:00.001-05:002009-12-04T15:41:01.689-05:00Free FTC Disclosure Graphics from Louis Gray and Jeannine Schafer<p>Ever since the FTC announced <a href="http://www.ftc.gov/opa/2009/10/endortest.shtm" target="_blank">new disclosure rules for bloggers</a>, which went into effect on December 1st of this year, many have been wondering how do it in an easy to handle manner. </p> <p>If you are still fretting over exactly how to go about disclosing your relationships to the companies and products you write about and review, and do it with style, you can stop now. </p> <p><a href="http://blog.louisgray.com/" target="_blank">Louis Gray</a> and <a href="http://jeannineschafer.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Jeannine Schafer</a> have come up with a great tongue-in-cheek set of FTC Disclosure graphics that you can use for your blog posts. </p> <p>A couple of examples: </p> <p align="center"><a href="http://blog.louisgray.com/2009/12/ftc-disclosures-made-simple-for.html" target="_blank"><img style="display: inline; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px" title="ftc_gadgets_250" alt="ftc_gadgets_250" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_qlCAUZtia6Q/Sxlz2pMs6dI/AAAAAAAAA5k/rIHsjqV2604/ftc_gadgets_250%5B6%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="216" height="240" /></a> <a href="http://blog.louisgray.com/2009/12/ftc-disclosures-made-simple-for.html" target="_blank"><img style="display: inline" title="ftc_book_250" alt="ftc_book_250" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_qlCAUZtia6Q/Sxlz3BS_AWI/AAAAAAAAA5o/M7O94-bge4I/ftc_book_250%5B4%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="216" height="240" /></a></p> <p>To see the rest, the best, and download the entire collection (in various sizes), <a href="http://blog.louisgray.com/2009/12/ftc-disclosures-made-simple-for.html" target="_blank">visit Louis Gray's blog</a>.</p> <p> </p> <p>And while you are at it, follow <a href="http://friendfeed.com/louisgray" target="_blank">Louis Gray</a> on Friendfeed and <a href="http://twitter.com/neenerbot" target="_blank">Jeannine Schafer</a> on Twitter for lots of interesting news, discussions, and other cool stuff.</p> Apphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04973805741360160102noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24223743.post-446812569570981212008-08-20T10:06:00.004-04:002008-08-20T11:28:16.424-04:00Barbie Wants to CodeI thought the idea of branding was taken a bit too far when I saw this, but I think we can take it to an absurd distance and territories completely unknown, by proposing a fun little exercise for your 1337 Photochop skills.<br /><br />Now that <a href="http://www.popgadget.net/2008/07/hello_kitty_ant.php" target="_blank">Hello Kitty has her own antivirus</a> (how can you take a product like that seriously?), <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbie" target="_blank">Barbie</a> is jealous and wants her own programming IDE...and she wants <span style="font-weight: bold;">YOU</span> to design it for her.<br /><br />Your assignment (if you choose to accept it):<br /><ul><li>Take a screenshot of your favorite IDE.</li><li>Drag it into the photo editing software of your choice.</li><li>Dress it up Barbie style...all pink, flowery, and quite girly.</li><li>Make it look like something Barbie would be proud to code in.</li><li>Show it off by posting a link to your creation(s) in a comment.</li></ul>Here is one I quickly did to give you an idea of what I mean and get your creative juices flowing. I am sure you can do much better than this, with a little thought and effort.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Delphi 6 for Barbie:</span><br /><br /><a href="http://appsapps.info/blog/delphi4barbie.png" target="_blank"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qlCAUZtia6Q/SKws3vZDE7I/AAAAAAAAAdM/AJ1qGiJplqI/s400/delphi4barbie400.png" alt="Delphi 6 for Barbie" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236609802850997170" border="0" /></a>Apphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04973805741360160102noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24223743.post-46230250899049768342008-06-28T06:01:00.005-04:002008-12-11T02:24:13.724-05:00Bill Gates Cleans Out His Desk and Leaves Behind a Priceless Email<img style="margin: 20px 10px 10px 0pt; float: left;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qlCAUZtia6Q/SGYP3-So54I/AAAAAAAAAWQ/07Q3_lsF5Rg/s400/bill_gates.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216874672643696514" border="0" /><br />The internet has been cluttered lately with <a href="http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=bill-gates-cleans-out-his-desk">tributes</a> and <a href="http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,25642,23930871-5014239,00.html">articles</a> devoted to Bill Gates and his contributions to the world of computing, on the eve of his retirement from Microsoft.<br /><br />Out of all of these, one in particular stands out...<br /><br />Back in 2003, Bill Gates tried to download and install Windows Movie Maker, unsuccessfully, and then sent a <a href="http://www4.osnews.com/story/19921/Full_Text:_an_Epic_Bill_Gates_e-Mail_Rant">whopper of an email rant</a> to the proper department heads.<br /><br />I chuckled and felt a great sense of satisfaction as I read this, because this is a whole different side of Bill that we have never seen. This is not the smiling Bill you see in all the publicity photos. This is not the Bill you have seen in interviews and videos.<br /><br />This is "Bill the XP user"...one of us. And he was pissed as all hell, at all the crap he had to go through to download & install an application from Microsoft.com, which in the end, he still wasn't able to do.<br /><br />This email rant is a priceless gem.<br /><br />It is the email we all wish we could have written, a million and one times over.<br /><br />Each and every time that we have blamed and cursed out Bill over the years because of some stupid-ass Windows crap that has annoyed or confused the hell out of us, Bill Gates has been annoyed and confused right along with us, and bitching at the people responsible for the bullshit.<br /><br />Thanks, Bill. You changed our lives. And I hope, even though you are retiring, that you plan to keep on bitching.Apphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04973805741360160102noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24223743.post-50717842342967332402008-05-11T09:08:00.005-04:002008-12-11T02:24:17.209-05:00What does a 13 year old boy from Texas do with hookers?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qlCAUZtia6Q/SCbzJw7pNVI/AAAAAAAAAUM/69qk22bBCtw/s1600-h/SNAG-00027.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qlCAUZtia6Q/SCbzJw7pNVI/AAAAAAAAAUM/69qk22bBCtw/s400/SNAG-00027.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199110168925254994" border="0" /></a><br />He plays Halo with them, of course!<br /><br />And then grows up to be a politician.<br /><br />This is one of the most hilarious news articles that I have read in awhile.<br /><br />"<a href="http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm">13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers</a>"Apphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04973805741360160102noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24223743.post-12218967812431028562007-12-13T20:49:00.002-05:002008-08-27T05:38:29.095-04:00Chicken Soup<p><img style="margin: 0px 0px 0px 5px" height="150" alt="Chicken Soup" src="http://lh4.google.com/omgplzstfukthx/R3Gpk9ifrGI/AAAAAAAAAGw/fxnH1dCM1Jw/ChickenSoup4" width="200" align="right"> I have this horrible cold right now and it's making me feel pretty miserable...like I have been hit by a truck or something.</p> <p>I can't get any decent sleep on account of all the coughing. And I have been coughing so much that my back & stomach muscles ache.</p> <p>I don't feel like doing anything, especially anything that resembles work. So knowing this, my husband decided to be 'nice' to me and find me some work to do. </p> <p>He went out and bought all the ingredients to make a big pot of homemade chicken soup. He's not going to make it...I am.</p> <p>The one key ingredient that makes it chicken soup is missing though. He didn't buy any chicken. This was on purpose. He had this brilliant idea that instead of putting chicken in the chicken soup, I should make it with the handful of shrimp I have in the freezer.</p> <p>Yeah, that's right...in his mind there is no difference between chicken & shrimp and by making it with shrimp, he thinks it's still chicken soup.</p> <p>Now my stomach muscles hurt even more, from laughing.</p>Apphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04973805741360160102noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24223743.post-2998805107554884932007-11-17T01:29:00.001-05:002007-11-18T02:30:33.890-05:00Satan for President, 2008?<p>There is a neat little tool available called <a href="http://www.fucksatan.com/FreeSoftware/AntiChristHunter/tabid/55/Default.aspx" target="_blank">Anti-Christ Hunter v6.6.6</a> that will help you find those people that are in league with Satan.</p> <p>I decided to put it to good use and provide a service to the voting community by identifying all the U.S. Presidential hopefuls and how they score. </p> <p>Let's see who is in league with Satan...</p> <p>This concise list is based on the candidates for ALL parties and independents, not just the major two. (candidate list provided by <a href="http://www.vote-smart.org/election_president_search.php?type=alpha" target="_blank">vote-smart.org</a>) </p> <p>In alphabetical order:</p> <p> </p> <table border="1"> <tbody> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#99cccc"><b><font color="#000000">Name</font></b></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#99cccc"><b><font color="#000000">Score</font></b></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#99cccc"><b><font color="#000000">Notes</font></b></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Laura Davis Aaron</td> <td width="46">942</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Stephen Adams</font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">750</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">16% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Virginia E. Algar</td> <td width="46">798</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Donald Kenneth Allen</td> <td width="46">1026</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Thomas Wayne Allen</td> <td width="46">1128</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Gene Amondson</font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">756</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">10% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Yul L. Anderson</td> <td width="46">960</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Jose Miguel Aparicio</td> <td width="46">1128</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Roland G. Aranjo</td> <td width="46">780</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Michael Andrew Arterburn</td> <td width="46">1398</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Blake Ashby</td> <td width="46">516</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Warren Roderick Ashe </td> <td width="46">1170</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">George Brent Bailey </td> <td width="46">1020</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Jared Arlen Ball</font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">690</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">76% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99" height="8"><font color="#000000">George H. Ballard</font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99" height="8"><font color="#000000">690</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99" height="8"><font color="#000000">76% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Jedidiah Elijah Wendell Kennedy Banks </td> <td width="46">1170</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Jon Jay Banks</font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">732</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">34% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Terry Lee Barkdull </td> <td width="46">1134</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Daniel James Barnett</td> <td width="46">1038</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Bob Barr </td> <td width="46">348</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Michael W. Bay </font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">612</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">46% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">William David Beadles</td> <td width="46">1002</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Carl Durantye Belle</td> <td width="46">1068</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">William F. Berg </font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">702</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">64% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Joseph R. Biden</font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">750</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">16% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" height="17">Christina Gerasimos Billings-Elias </td> <td width="46" height="17">2022</td> <td width="230" height="17"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Sheila Bilyeu</td> <td width="46">768</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">David Michael Bishop </td> <td width="46">960</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Greg Black </td> <td width="46">396</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">William Hobert Blakley</td> <td width="46">1290</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Michael R. Bloomberg</td> <td width="46">948</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">John Douglas Blyth</td> <td width="46">1158</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Matthew Jay Borman</td> <td width="46">1134</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Jacques Yves Boulerice </td> <td width="46">1422</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">John Taylor Bowles</td> <td width="46">1284</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">J. Boydston</font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">744</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">22% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Robert Edwin Boyer </td> <td width="46">1188</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Ryan Joseph Brady</td> <td width="46">1086</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Dewey R. Broughman</td> <td width="46">1074</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Elaine Brown</font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">708</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">58% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Jeffrey Earl Brown</td> <td width="46">1098</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Edward Allan Buck</td> <td width="46">792</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">William Jason Burns</td> <td width="46">1272</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Emperor Caesar</td> <td width="46">822</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">John Lee Campbell </td> <td width="46">798</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Dan Byron Canfield </td> <td width="46">882</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Raymond Joseph Caplette</td> <td width="46">1470</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Myrtle Charlotte Carlyle</td> <td width="46">1626</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Jerry Leon Carroll </td> <td width="46">1206</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Anthony Lungo Carter</td> <td width="46">1386</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">James Harlin Carter </td> <td width="46">1050</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Willie Felix Carter </td> <td width="46">1146</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Patrick Cazneau </td> <td width="46">894</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Janice Marie Chase</font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">744</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">22% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Jeanne Chebib </td> <td width="46">469</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Liza Dawn Cherricks</td> <td width="46">1104</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Todd Marvin Clayton </td> <td width="46">1260 </td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Hillary Rodham Clinton</td> <td width="46">1386</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Eamon Patrick Clune</td> <td width="46">1086</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Stephen Colbert </td> <td width="46">972</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">James Cooper </font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">720</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">46% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Hugh Cort</font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">600</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">34% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Michael James Cortney</td> <td width="46">1194</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">John H. Cox</font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">582</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">16% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Eric Leland Creviston</td> <td width="46">1248</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Randolph Wilson Crow</td> <td width="46">1434</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" height="23">Claire Elisabeth Fields Cruise</td> <td width="46" height="23">1554</td> <td width="230" height="23"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Orion Karl Daley </td> <td width="46">960</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" height="32">HRM Caesar St Augustine <br>De Buonaparte</td> <td width="46" height="32">2184</td> <td width="230" height="32"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Jack L Dietz </font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">606</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">40% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Christopher J. Dodd</td> <td width="46">1056</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Susan Gail Ducey</td> <td width="46">966</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Michael Christopher Dutcher</td> <td width="46">1614</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Earnest Lee Easton </td> <td width="46">1068</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">John Reid Edwards </td> <td width="46">942</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Max Englerius </td> <td width="46">888</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Philip Epstein </td> <td width="46">948</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Lou-Gary Espinosa </td> <td width="46">1182</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Nickolas Bevan Farmer </td> <td width="46">1134</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Clarita Fazzari </td> <td width="46">906</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Lowell Jackson Fellure </td> <td width="46">1386</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">H Neal Fendig </td> <td width="46">510</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Bennie Lee Ferguson </td> <td width="46">1056</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Richard Earl Fleharty </td> <td width="46">1152</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Michael Keith Forrester </td> <td width="46">1368</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Robert Leonard Forthan </td> <td width="46">1374</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Heather Fox </font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">660</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">94% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Dory Frank</font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">672</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">94% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Elizabeth Mason Frothingham</td> <td width="46">1614</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">David Ernst Furniss </td> <td width="46">1332</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Ida Cecilia Garza </font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">654</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">88% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Anne Hart Geisler </td> <td width="46">936</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Daniel A. Gilbert </font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">714</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">52% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Donald Robert Gillen</td> <td width="46">1122</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Rudolph W. Giuliani</td> <td width="46">1194</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Wrendo Johnson P. Godwin </td> <td width="46">1572</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Albert Gore</font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">618</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">52% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Mark Blair Graham </td> <td width="46">798</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Peter Samuel Grasso </td> <td width="46">1284</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Maurice Robert Gravel </td> <td width="46">1278</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Raymond Ferrill Green </td> <td width="46">1314</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Jon A. Greenspon </td> <td width="46">918</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Jackson Kirk Grimes </td> <td width="46">1158</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">William Long Hale </td> <td width="46">918</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Albert Hamburg </td> <td width="46">768</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Dennis M Hanaghan </td> <td width="46">792</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Gerald Lamar Hankins </td> <td width="46">1008</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Curtis Hayward </td> <td width="46">1020</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">John Robert Henry </td> <td width="46">1170</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Henry Hewes </td> <td width="46">780</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Samuel B. Hoff </font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">648</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">82% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Joe Honeychurch</td> <td width="46">948</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Albert B. Howard </td> <td width="46">774</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Mildred T. Howard </td> <td width="46">924</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ff3300"><font color="#ffffff"><b>Michael D. Huckabee</b></font> </td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ff3300"><font color="#ffffff"><b>666</b></font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ff3300"> <div align="center"><font color="#ffffff"><b>ANTI-CHRIST ALERT!</b><br>They are in league with Satan!</font></div></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">William Charles Hughes </td> <td width="46">1278</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Darrel Reece Hunter </td> <td width="46">1080</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Duncan L. Hunter</td> <td width="46">930</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Alexander Michael Huton </td> <td width="46">1278</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Daniel J. Imperato </td> <td width="46">912</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">William Michael Ingram </td> <td width="46">1152</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Robert Garrison Jackson </td> <td width="46">1512</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Michael Paul Jingozian </td> <td width="46">1236</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Jerry Roland Johnson </td> <td width="46">1410</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Stanton T. Jolley </td> <td width="46">1212</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Arnold Matthew Jones </td> <td width="46">1302</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Robert Coleman Jorgensen </td> <td width="46">1488</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Keith Russell Judd </td> <td width="46">1188</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Timothy Charles Kalemkarian</td> <td width="46">1632</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">John Joseph Kennedy </td> <td width="46">1188</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Alan L. Keyes </font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">630</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">64% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Daniel Melzine Kingery </td> <td width="46">1308</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Mark Irwin Klein </td> <td width="46">1002</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">David Allen Koch </font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">726</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">40% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">William Ronald Koenig </td> <td width="46">1224</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Philip A. Kok</font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">648</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">82% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Yaphet Kotto </td> <td width="46">936</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Karl Everett Krueger </td> <td width="46">1332</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Steve W. Kubby </td> <td width="46">930</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Dennis J. Kucinich </td> <td width="46">918</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Karen Kwiatkowski</td> <td width="46">1206</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Dal Anthony LaMagna </td> <td width="46">978</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Christopher Lafontaine </td> <td width="46">1416</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">God Johan Josephe Lally </td> <td width="46">1284</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Jared Benjamin Lee </td> <td width="46">768</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Kip Lee </td> <td width="46">348</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Monroe Lee </font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">612</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">46% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Joseph Felix Leonaitis </td> <td width="46">1398</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Alden Link </td> <td width="46">492</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Elvena E. Lloyd-Duffie </td> <td width="46">1098</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Bradley K. Lord-Leutwyler </td> <td width="46">1608</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Frank Lynch </font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">672</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">94% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Steven Douglas Mabey </td> <td width="46">1260</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Stephen D. Macmillan </td> <td width="46">1014</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Yehanna Joan/Mary Malone </td> <td width="46">1350</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Greg Martin </font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">672</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">94% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Mike Benjamin Martisko </td> <td width="46">1272</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Joseph Martyniuk </td> <td width="46">1230</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">John Christopher Mason </td> <td width="46">1488</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">John Sidney McCain </td> <td width="46">996</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">James Hatton McCall </td> <td width="46">1020</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Laura Jane McCumber </td> <td width="46">966</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Frank Edward McEnulty </td> <td width="46">1308</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Raymond Louis McKinney </td> <td width="46">1560</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Orleans Victor Mcfoy </td> <td width="46">1398</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Megally Megally </td> <td width="46">900</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Lee L. Mercer </font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">576</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">10% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Kent Philip Mesplay </td> <td width="46">1266</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Prince Michael </font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">696</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">70% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Joseph C. Miechowicz </td> <td width="46">1140</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Hubert Billy Miles </td> <td width="46">1152</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Robert W. Milnes </td> <td width="46">1038</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Steven Edward Mirabella </td> <td width="46">1278</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">James Creighton Mitchell </td> <td width="46">1374</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Sal Mohamed </td> <td width="46">546</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Omar Jones Monahan </td> <td width="46">1056</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Brian Joseph Moran </td> <td width="46">1068</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Robert Edward Moreau </td> <td width="46">1236</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Howard Louis Moxham </td> <td width="46">1314</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Abdul (Kareem) Muhammad </td> <td width="46">1002</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Jesus Bilal Islam Allah Muhammed </td> <td width="46">1656</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Grover Cleveland Mullins </td> <td width="46">1578</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Ralph Nader </font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">582</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">16% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">George C. Nelson </td> <td width="46">834</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Sandra Queen Noble </td> <td width="46">1002</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Barack Hussein Obama </td> <td width="46">978</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Lawrence Anthony Obern </td> <td width="46">1392</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Frederick Eugene Ogin</td> <td width="46">1086</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Glenda Gail Parker </td> <td width="46">846</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">George E. Pataki </font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">720</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">46% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Ronald Ernest Paul </td> <td width="46">1170</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Jeffrey Charles Petkevicius </td> <td width="46">1686</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">George David Joseph Phillies </td> <td width="46">1560</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Matthew D. Pinnavaia </td> <td width="46">1086</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Deshon Porter </td> <td width="46">942</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Michel Anissa Powell </td> <td width="46">1176</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">James John Prattas </td> <td width="46">1140</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Madison Augustine Primus </td> <td width="46">1728</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Rajesh Srinivasa Raghavan </td> <td width="46">1470</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Charles G. Railey </td> <td width="46">858</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">William Nathaniel Raven </td> <td width="46">1338</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Larry Keith Reed </td> <td width="46">954</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Bill Richardson </td> <td width="46">864</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Ralph Marshall Robinson </td> <td width="46">1470</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Willard Mitt Romney </td> <td width="46">1386</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Paul Russell Rosenberger</td> <td width="46">1692</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Gary Rostad</td> <td width="46">768</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Kamal Karna R Reverend Roy </td> <td width="46">1500</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Gary W. Ruff </font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">750</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">16% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Mary J. Ruwart </td> <td width="46">1008</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Cameron Sadovsky </td> <td width="46">1110</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Launeil Neil Sanders </td> <td width="46">1164</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Marshall Samuel Sanders </td> <td width="46">1410</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Ole' Savior </font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">696</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">70% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">John W. Sawyer </td> <td width="46">966</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Barbara Ann Scaff </font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">642</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">76% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Joseph Charles Schriner </td> <td width="46">1398</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Larry Joseph Schuetter </td> <td width="46">1596</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Jonathon Sharkey </td> <td width="46">1104</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Scott J. Sheldon </td> <td width="46">984</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Jack E. Shepard </font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">606</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">40% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Freddy Irwin Sitnick </td> <td width="46">1320</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Christine Smith </td> <td width="46">1044</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Michael Charles Smith </td> <td width="46">1116</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Rhett R. Smith </td> <td width="46">948</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Richard Michael Smith </td> <td width="46">1086</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Keith Robert Sprankle </td> <td width="46">1362</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Douglas Stanhope </td> <td width="46">1062</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Johns Wallace Stevenson </td> <td width="46">1536</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Michael Sugerman </td> <td width="46">894</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Vermin Love Supreme </td> <td width="46">1392</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Kat Swift </font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">654</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">88% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Charles Joseph Leo Symonds </td> <td width="46">1680</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Edward Anthony Szynalski </td> <td width="46">1728</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Tom Gerald Tancredo </td> <td width="46">1050</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Nanci Jean Taylor </td> <td width="46">972</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Fred Dalton Thompson </td> <td width="46">1314</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Michael Tienken </td> <td width="46">774</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Linda Tompkins-Reagan </td> <td width="46">1218</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Bruce Calvin Trask </td> <td width="46">1074</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Corrogan R. Vaughn </td> <td width="46">1092</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Charles Gordon Vick </td> <td width="46">1104</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Da Vid </td> <td width="46">240</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Hugh Wallace </font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">606</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">40% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Mark R. Warner </td> <td width="46">840</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Lanakila Washington </td> <td width="46">1146</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">James Louis Dezort Watchman </td> <td width="46">1770</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Thomas Wells </td> <td width="46">882</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Ruth Bryant White </td> <td width="46">1272</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Virgil L. R. Wiles </td> <td width="46">1050</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Jomo K. Manual Williams </td> <td width="46">1344</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Kelcey Brian Wilson </td> <td width="46">1182</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Robert B. Winn </td> <td width="46">840</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">Marc Wolin </font></td> <td width="46" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">648</font></td> <td width="230" bgcolor="#ffff99"><font color="#000000">82% in league with Satan</font></td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">James Wellington Wright </td> <td width="46">1584</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Vernon Edgar Wuensche </td> <td width="46">1326</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Eugene Robert Zarwell </td> <td width="46">1392</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr> <tr> <td width="218">Frank Zilaitis</td> <td width="46">930</td> <td width="230"> </td></tr></tbody></table> <p> </p> <p>So there you have it folks. Now you know who the Anti-Christ is, what he's up to, and who is working with him. And yes, he is a Republican.</p> <p>No time to thank me for all my hard work hunting him & his minions down...you have work to do! </p> <p>Go get your own copy of <a href="http://www.fucksatan.com/FreeSoftware/AntiChristHunter/tabid/55/Default.aspx" target="_blank">Anti-Christ Hunter v6.6.6</a> and find out which of your co-workers, family & friends are in league with Satan, before it's too late!! </p> <p>And tell all your God fearing friends about it! Spread the word!</p> <p>Your soul depends on it.</p>Apphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04973805741360160102noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24223743.post-70124591236456576762007-06-28T08:58:00.001-04:002007-11-18T01:16:48.702-05:00It's a Big Ass Table<p><a href="http://www.sarcasticgamer.com/2007/06/ms-surface-how-we-would-have-done-it.html" target="_blank">SarcasticGamer.com</a> presents a twisted take on one of Microsoft's latest and greatest announcements.</p> <p> </p> <p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CZrr7AZ9nCY" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed></p>Apphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04973805741360160102noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24223743.post-68526319866851164122007-06-01T20:25:00.001-04:002007-11-18T01:16:48.706-05:00Crazy lady trained her cat to eat with a fork<p>If it won't play, you can see it here:<br /><a href="http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/1706" target="_blank">http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/1706</a></p><p align="center"><embed name="index" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://vidmax.com/img/vidmax_player.swf" width="450" height="447" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" scale="showall" flashvars="xml=http://vidmax.com/index.php/videos/playlist/&id=1706&autoPlay=false&bg=http://vidmax.com/img/back.jpg" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"></embed></p>Apphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04973805741360160102noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24223743.post-68311921684702240482007-05-23T06:39:00.001-04:002007-12-26T05:02:46.647-05:00Tip of the Day<p><img style="margin: 0px 15px" height="148" alt="my tea mug" src="http://lh3.google.com/omgplzstfukthx/R3Imxdifr8I/AAAAAAAAANc/VDqexpT-DeM/mug%5B5%5D" width="158" align="right">Replace the burned out bulb in your fridge as soon as possible...or at least turn on the kitchen light when you go in there...otherwise you may end up putting orange juice in your tea instead of milk.</p> Apphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04973805741360160102noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24223743.post-45624601604666025612007-02-18T10:01:00.001-05:002007-12-26T05:46:11.179-05:00Google Amusements<p>Every once in awhile, Google will provide me with something really stupid that amuses me.</p> <p>My latest 2 amusements were links pointing at my own sites.</p> <p>Here is an interesting Google result:</p> <p><a href="http://lh4.google.com/omgplzstfukthx/R3Iw6tifsAI/AAAAAAAAAN8/dahYWeTKTxQ/SNAG-0196%5B9%5D" target="_blank"><img height="52" alt="cake" src="http://lh3.google.com/omgplzstfukthx/R3Iw7difsBI/AAAAAAAAAOE/zmlRd9REy8s/SNAG-0196_thumb%5B6%5D" width="300"></a> </p> <p>And then there is this little amusement from Gmail that just arrived in my inbox:</p> <p><a href="http://lh6.google.com/omgplzstfukthx/R3Iw8NifsCI/AAAAAAAAAOM/rzrdk-n1_jc/SNAG-0212%5B8%5D" target="_blank"><img height="130" alt="" src="http://lh4.google.com/omgplzstfukthx/R3Iw8tifsDI/AAAAAAAAAOU/s8PsE9_oy6Y/SNAG-0212_thumb%5B5%5D" width="248"></a> </p> <p>Yes, that really is the title of that page. I just think it's funny to see that text in link form, all by itself, with no other description. I mean, really...don't you just want to click a link in an email that looks just like that one?</p> <p>Kind of reminds me of those 'don't click here' links that ends up crashing your browser when you can't resist temptation and click it. (no, there isn't anything nasty on that site...just a few time wasting amusements)</p> Apphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04973805741360160102noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24223743.post-76904162825785604202007-02-07T05:38:00.001-05:002007-11-18T01:16:48.717-05:00Scripting in Perl Using Voice Recognition in Vista<p>This video is hilarious...especially when he loses his temper.</p><p></p><p align="center"><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KyLqUf4cdwc"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KyLqUf4cdwc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p>Apphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04973805741360160102noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24223743.post-68467518093768574242007-01-03T20:49:00.000-05:002007-11-18T01:16:48.721-05:00Stick Magnetic Ribbons On Your SUVThis one is for you, Cailin!<br />I thought of you and your night time magnet stealing adventures when I saw this one.<br /><br />And I am still trying to think of who the guy singing it reminds me of. It has to be someone that we all know because Steph says he reminds her of someone too...and she can't figure it out either!<br /><br /><div align="center"><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KmsOIjzQ1V8"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KmsOIjzQ1V8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></div>Apphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04973805741360160102noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24223743.post-68997208731935246862007-01-03T15:15:00.000-05:002007-11-18T01:16:48.722-05:00Spiders on Drugs<p align="center"><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sHzdsFiBbFc"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sHzdsFiBbFc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p>Apphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04973805741360160102noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24223743.post-1164361220025517522006-11-24T04:40:00.001-05:002008-06-08T08:41:01.821-04:00Generations of Packrats<p><img style="margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px;" alt="packrat" src="http://lh3.google.com/omgplzstfukthx/R3I80difsKI/AAAAAAAAAPM/8WUfF17D8OE/packrat5%5B5%5D" align="left" height="136" width="200" />My online friends think I make this shit up about being the ultimate packrat...and it being genetic, or they think I exaggerate a bit.<br /><br />I offer this mother/daughter conversation as proof:</p> <p> </p> <p>April = me<br />Steph = my 20 yr old daughter<br /><br />I think the only reason why she scored higher than me is because I saved all her baby clothes and nobody saved mine for me, and she probably selected the answer about the broken Atari, even though our 2 Atari's are NOT broken.<br /><br /></p> <p> </p><hr /> <p></p> <p><br /><br />Steph (3:42:34 AM): I scored higher than 98% of anyone else who took this one particular quiz... ranking me at "Ultimate Pack Rat"<br />Steph (3:42:41 AM): guess what it was a quiz of<br />April (3:42:56 AM): link me!<br />Steph (3:43:08 AM): <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=8195145313689353295">http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=8195145313689353295</a><br />Steph (3:43:40 AM): tell me your percentage at the top, if you get Ultimate Pack Rat too<br />April (3:50:39 AM): i got the same as you<br />April (3:50:50 AM): could have told ya as much though<br />Steph (3:50:51 AM): what was your percentage?<br />April (3:50:52 AM): lol<br />April (3:50:58 AM): from the bottom?<br />Steph (3:51:01 AM): nope<br />Steph (3:51:03 AM): the top<br />Steph (3:51:13 AM): under where it said Ultimate Pack Rat<br />April (3:51:15 AM): 85%<br />Steph (3:51:20 AM): HaHA!<br />Steph (3:51:22 AM): I beat ya<br />Steph (3:51:25 AM): ...by 5%<br />Steph (3:51:26 AM): lol<br />April (3:51:34 AM): remember something...the atari still works<br />Steph (3:51:40 AM): yah, I know<br />Steph (3:51:59 AM): but if it didn't, I would still freak if you tried to get rid of it<br />April (3:52:20 AM): now why would i do that?<br />Steph (3:52:23 AM): lol<br />April (3:52:31 AM): i still have all the old broken vcr's<br />Steph (3:52:43 AM): "Collected cat hair... yanno, to make a pillow"<br />Steph (3:52:50 AM): I loved that question<br />April (3:52:59 AM): i actually was gonna do that<br />Steph (3:53:03 AM): I know!<br />Steph (3:53:04 AM): lol<br />April (3:53:08 AM): and go into business making dog toys<br />Steph (3:53:20 AM): We're insane, aren't we?<br />April (3:53:26 AM): yup<br />Steph (3:53:38 AM): No wonder there's so much CRAP laying around here<br />April (3:53:51 AM): lol<br />April (3:54:02 AM): it runs in the family<br />Steph (3:54:04 AM): yesh<br />Steph (3:54:19 AM): Pack rat-ness is genetic, mayhaps<br />April (3:54:30 AM): aunt inez and her civil war artifacts<br />Steph (3:54:35 AM): hehe<br />April (3:54:43 AM): and buckets of arrowheads<br />Steph (3:55:00 AM): and your grandmother and her newspapers<br />April (3:55:02 AM): my grandmother and the 'newspaper room'<br />April (3:55:06 AM): lol<br />Steph (3:55:17 AM): Grandpa's junkroom<br />April (3:55:22 AM): lol<br />Steph (3:55:27 AM): and... OUR WHOLE APARTMENT<br />April (3:55:32 AM): lol<br />Steph (3:55:33 AM): we don't have just one room<br />Steph (3:55:37 AM): we have ALL of them<br />April (3:55:55 AM): and the basement...it might be starting to get out of hand down there too<br />Steph (3:56:04 AM): Eep?<br />Steph (3:56:25 AM): At least it's organized and neat-ish down there<br />April (3:56:31 AM): yeah<br />Steph (3:56:35 AM): That's storage<br />Steph (3:56:39 AM): not pack-ratting<br />April (3:56:44 AM): we need to get rid of the encyclopedias<br />Steph (3:56:49 AM): I think there might be a difference<br />Steph (3:57:04 AM): Yeah, wikipedia > Britannica<br />April (3:57:33 AM): that was such a waste of money<br />Steph (3:57:42 AM): yeah >.>;<br />April (3:57:54 AM): but there was no internet when we bought it<br />Steph (3:57:58 AM): true<br />Steph (3:58:08 AM): then again, I don't think we ever used it much anyhow<br />Steph (3:58:09 AM): OH!<br />Steph (3:58:16 AM): the kids version was cool, though<br />April (3:58:23 AM): we will keep that<br />Steph (3:58:26 AM): yesh<br />April (3:58:27 AM): forever<br />Steph (3:58:35 AM): those were my story books as a kid, lol<br />April (3:58:41 AM): i know<br />Steph (3:58:52 AM): wow... no wonder I'm not a moron<br />Steph (3:59:05 AM): encyclopedia = bedtime stories!<br />Steph (3:59:05 AM): lol<br />April (3:59:16 AM): do people think of us as weird when you tell them "my mom read me encyclopedias as bed time stories"?<br />Steph (3:59:35 AM): No one knows about that, lol<br />April (3:59:42 AM): yes they do<br />April (3:59:49 AM): i have told some people<br />Steph (3:59:53 AM): no one I have told<br />Steph (4:00:00 AM): Though, I wanna tell Tom<br />April (4:00:05 AM): lol<br />Steph (4:00:05 AM): he'll appreciate it<br />Steph (4:00:09 AM): and might think it's hot<br />Steph (4:00:11 AM): ^_^;<br />April (4:00:16 AM): lol<br />April (4:12:07 AM): speaking of packratting...<br />Steph (4:12:12 AM): hmm?<br />April (4:12:23 AM): i saved the packratting convo<br />Steph (4:12:28 AM): lol<br />April (4:12:32 AM): we are digital packrats as well<br />Steph (4:12:36 AM): YESH!<br />Steph (4:12:41 AM): verily</p>Apphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04973805741360160102noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24223743.post-1162359815324733582006-11-01T00:43:00.000-05:002007-11-18T00:43:03.428-05:00HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPYIt's not difficult to make a woman happy.<br /><br />A man only needs to be:<br /><br />1. a friend<br />2. a companion<br />3. a lover<br />4. a brother<br />5. a father<br />6. a master<br />7. a chef<br />8. an electrician<br />9. a carpenter<br />10. a plumber<br />11. a mechanic<br />12. a decorator<br />13. a stylist<br />14. a sexologist<br />15. a gynecologist<br />16. a psychologist<br />17. a pest exterminator<br />18. a psychiatrist<br />19. a healer<br />20. a good listener<br />21. an organizer<br />22. a good father<br />23. very clean<br />24. sympathetic<br />25. athletic<br />26. warm<br />27. attentive<br />28. gallant<br />29. intelligent<br />30. funny<br />31. creative<br />32. tender<br />33. strong<br />34. understanding<br />35. tolerant<br />36. prudent<br />37. ambitious<br />38. capable<br />39. courageous<br />40. determined<br />41. true<br />42. dependable<br />43. passionate<br />44. compassionate<br /><br />WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:<br /><br />45. give her compliments regularly<br />46. love shopping<br />47. be honest<br />48. be very rich<br />49. not stress her out<br />50. not look at other girls<br /><br />AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:<br /><br />51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself<br />52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself<br />53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes<br /><br />IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:<br /><br />54. Never to forget:<br />* birthdays<br />* anniversaries<br />* arrangements she makes<br /><br /><br />--------------------------------------<br /><br />HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY<br /><br />1. Show up naked<br />2. Bring foodApphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04973805741360160102noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24223743.post-1161180805641105492006-10-18T10:13:00.000-04:002007-12-26T07:12:55.644-05:00Microsoft's EULA<p>I was installing the .Net 2.0 framework on a WinME PC recently.<br><br>I am wondering if I should have agreed to this EULA:<br></p> <p><a href="http://lh5.google.com/omgplzstfukthx/R3JEU9ifsLI/AAAAAAAAAPU/Xc2b6EsNydA/dotnet2.0%5B6%5D" target="_blank"><img height="180" alt="omgwtfbbq!" src="http://lh6.google.com/omgplzstfukthx/R3JEWNifsMI/AAAAAAAAAPc/JBhKszBmfhE/dotnet2.0_thumb%5B4%5D" width="200"></a> </p> <p> </p> <p><sup><em>Humorous Note: Windows Live Writer's spellcheck doesn't know what WinME is.</em></sup></p> Apphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04973805741360160102noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24223743.post-1158458256131421832006-09-16T21:57:00.000-04:002007-11-18T01:16:48.730-05:00Mario Live!<embed id="VideoPlayback" style="WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 326px" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" hl="en"> </embed>Apphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04973805741360160102noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24223743.post-1157891093696742962006-09-10T08:24:00.000-04:002013-11-04T02:33:02.347-05:00SpellcheckOn my last post, I was using the program <a href="http://download.cnet.com/W-bloggar/3000-10247_4-10130318.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">wBloggar</a>, and ran the spellcheck before posting.<br />
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Now let's use that correction in a sentence, shall we?<br />
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"As soon as I got home I took off my coat and checked my <b><span style="color: yellow;">vaginal</span></b> messages."</blockquote>
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Oh, yes...that's a great replacement! Don't you agree?<br />
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Everyone should replace all instances of the word <b><span style="color: yellow;">voicemail</span></b> with <b><span style="color: yellow;">vaginal</span></b> from now on.<br />
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The world will be a better place if you do. ;-)Apphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04973805741360160102noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24223743.post-1150271716825555672006-06-14T03:55:00.000-04:002007-12-26T08:34:13.949-05:00From the desk of Elizabeth DoleToday I decided to share some of my snail mail with you. Why? Because I received something today that was better than anything currently in my email inbox.<br><br>This is hilarious. The funniest thing I have read in years!<br><br>And that's right, it came from Elizabeth Dole...THE Elizabeth Dole, one & only wife of Bob Dole.<br><br>This was so funny it made me not mind the $62/per month rent increase notice I got today....almost.<br><br>Click the thumbnails and prepare to laugh your ass off.<br><br> <div align="center"> <br><br> <a href="http://appsapps.info/blog/dole-pg1.jpg" target="_blank"><img height="200" alt="page 1" src="http://lh5.google.com/omgplzstfukthx/R3JYS9ifsSI/AAAAAAAAAQM/gUaEEQpXGco/dole-pg1%5B5%5D" width="153"></a> <a href="http://appsapps.info/blog/dole-pg2.jpg" target="_blank"><img height="200" alt="page 2" src="http://lh4.google.com/omgplzstfukthx/R3JYTtifsTI/AAAAAAAAAQU/-2S0RrItPfE/dole-pg2%5B5%5D" width="152"></a> </div> <div align="center"><a href="http://appsapps.info/blog/dole-pg3.jpg" target="_blank"><img height="200" alt="page 3" src="http://lh3.google.com/omgplzstfukthx/R3JYUdifsUI/AAAAAAAAAQc/0qx0TDkWiIw/dole-pg3%5B5%5D" width="149"></a> <a href="http://appsapps.info/blog/dole-pg4.jpg" target="_blank"><img height="200" alt="page 4" src="http://lh3.google.com/omgplzstfukthx/R3JYVdifsVI/AAAAAAAAAQk/RFnYYbmVU6I/dole-pg4%5B5%5D" width="152"></a> </div> Apphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04973805741360160102noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24223743.post-1146917040946059962006-05-06T08:04:00.000-04:002008-08-27T10:30:26.876-04:00Translator BoomerangOver on <a href="http://www.donationcoder.com" target="_blank">DonationCoder.com</a>, mouser just released a new version of <a href="http://www.donationcoder.com/Software/Mouser/boomerang/index.html" target="_blank">Translation Boomerang</a>. This uses Google's free web-based translation service to translate a statement or word into up to 9 languages and back to English. If you have never heard of it or used it, it's a must try program.<br /><br />This is not a serious translator...it's quite funny!<br /><br />The following is the output, step by step, from English to each language and back to English, for 5 loops. The first line is my original English phrase. The last line is the farthest thing from the first that I could have imagined.<br /><br />Available for wild sex.<br />================================================<br />Available for wild sex.<br />================================================<br />Available for the wild sex.<br />================================================<br />Available for the wild sex.<br />================================================<br />Available for the wild sex.<br />================================================<br />Land available for sex.<br />================================================<br />The land which can be utilized because of characteristic.<br />================================================<br />The ground it could be used because of quality.<br />================================================<br />Because it can use local quality.<br />================================================<br />Because it can use local quality.<br />================================================<br />Because it can use local quality.<br />================================================<br />Since it can employ local quality.<br />================================================<br />Since it can employ the local quality.<br />================================================<br />Since that it can use the local quality.<br />================================================<br />It can be used to the local quality.<br />================================================<br />As for that it can use for local quality.<br />================================================<br />The tube printed style of writing hazard it will be able to use a local quality to that.<br />================================================<br />Editorial dangerous pipeline to India using local quality.<br />================================================<br />Editorial dangerous piping to India with local quality.<br />================================================<br />Publishing dangerous pipe to India with local quality.<br />================================================<br />Dangerous pipe of edition towards India with local quality.<br />================================================<br />Dangerous tube of the edition towards India with local quality.<br />================================================<br />Dangerous pipe of the edition for India with local quality.<br />================================================<br />The risk of pipeline quality of the local edition of India.<br />================================================<br />Danger of quality of pipeline of the Indian local section.<br />================================================<br />Question danger of pipeline of humane local profile.<br />================================================<br />Charities pipelines, may local image.<br />================================================<br />Next dear ear lines, know local picture.<br />================================================<br />The considered following lines of the ear, know the picture local.<br />================================================<br />Considered afterwards lines of the ear, know people of the country of image.<br />================================================<br />The lines later on considered of the ear, know people of the country of the image.<br />================================================<br />The lines later in the considered one of the ear, know peoples of the country of the image.<br />================================================<br />Lines later in one ear, and knows people in a country profile.<br />================================================<br />With one ear later as for line, knowing people of profile of country.<br />================================================<br />In the line the tube printed style of writing or is knowing 1 return route and the people of the profile of the nation in.<br />================================================<br />The Bank is one of the editorial was printed circuit and the people of the whole country's image.<br />================================================<br />The bank is the editorial was print plate and the people of the complete picture of the country.<br />================================================<br />The bank is the publishing one was plate of the impression and the people of the complete picture of the country.<br />================================================<br />The bank is of edition was flat impression and people of the complete image of the country.<br />================================================<br />The bank is of the edition was flat impression and people of the complete image of the country.<br />================================================<br />The bank is of the edition was smooth impression and person of the complete image of the country.<br />================================================<br />Bank of Edition impression smooth and full picture of a country.<br />================================================<br />Edition impression of the country being smooth, the bank of complete image.<br />================================================<br />The impression which the smooth nation sells, the bank of the image which is complete.<br />================================================<br />Impression of a national marketing, banking image is completed.Apphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04973805741360160102noreply@blogger.com0